39 Responses to “Top Ten Ways To Detox Weed Naturally”
Hey There Admin,
Thanks for the info, Twelve days ago I took two hits of weed from a pipe. It was the first time I had smoked weed in months, and I have never been a regular user. On Friday I discovered that my new job may drug test me. So far they have not asked, but I am going to go ahead and assume they will just to be prepared. So, what are my chances of passing a drug test? I weigh about 220 pounds and have a naturally slow metabolism. I am currently healing from a broken ankle, so I am not exercising at the moment. I do drink a lot of water and mostly eat healthy, but do indulge in junk food a few times a week. I am about to have to miss two weeks of work, and am hoping that if they decide to test me that will buy me some time, but if not, will it have passed out of my system by then? I’m assuming it will be a urine test.
And if I do need to detox, what are some legit ways of doing so? I don’t trust all these detox kits I keep seeing around. Is there a natural way to do it that won’t set off alarm bells?
Hey and thanks for stopping by. If I understood you correctly, you have two weeks until your test. If that’s the case then you probably don’t have anything to worry about since there was not THC already in your system. Since this is your livelihood at stake I would suggest that you get a home marijuana test so you can know for sure if you’re positive or not.
Aside from that try to sweat as much as you can, if you can’t run then swim or even better, go to a sauna every day until you take the drug test. Niacin is also a naturally detoxifying, as are fruits and vegetables so try to load up on healthy foods and stay away from junk food until you pass the drug test.
If you have any more questions feel free to ask and best of luck on your test.
Great advice thanks mate were can I buy a home marijuana text kit
hey thanks for stopping by. Test Clear is a good place to order a marijuana home test kit. You can check them out here. TestClear.com
I have a “friend” that is a regular smoker, and the clinic she goes to (not pain mgmt) is going to test her, urine analysis done by nurse. How can she get cleaned up for appt. Any advise greatly appreciated
Hi. It sounds like your friend needs something that will act fast as apposed to letting time help detox. In that case there isn’t really time to let the THC naturally be cleansed and the best option would be to go with a high quality natural THC detox. The particular one that will be right will depend on how much your friend weighs, how much they smoke, and how long until the test but some really great optons can be found on the Test Clear website
I get tested in a month I’m gonna do all these things including getting a gym membership for the sauna room. Should I go on the keto diet to help piss out fat faster? What are your thoughts on Keto/Atkins diet for a detox?
Doing everything on the list as well as going to the gym is definitely going to help speed the process. A sauna will help but detoxing is more about losing body fat and speeding up the metabolism than just sweating. Going to a sauna is good but make it a part of the overall plan to get clean.
As far as the Keto/Atkins diet I would say whatever exact diet works for you but just remember not to make any extreme changes in diet or caloric intake as well as making sure you are getting a well rounded nutritional intake.
Hi. Thanks for great advised. So I just smoke the very pure and strong one last week on 25/10/13 for a night out , I’m not a regularly user I’m occasionally user. And today I just knew that on next month 26/11/13 i will have a drug test and i’m a bit worry about it. I don’t know if the THC will get out of my body within a month without detoxing or not? I’ve heard of drinking a cranberry juice can really help and taking a vitamin B 12 can makes your urine more yellow. Im a bit freaking out because If i won’t pass, then I’m screwed. Any comments. and advises for this. Thanks a lot
As long as you haven’t been regulary smoking weed then a month should be enough time to get it out of your systems. The two things I would reccomend would be to try to get in good shape and lose as much body fat as you can. The other is to get a home marijuana drug test kit and use it to make sure you are clean. If you get close to the date and are still hot then I would start looking into detox drinks.
I have been marijuana-free for over 30 days and I am still testing positive I am being tested as early as the 15th. I have been drinking water as much as possible and sweating as much as I can (sauna, exercise, even dressing overly warm). This test could pretty much make or break me and I’m so scared! I bought a B-Complex and cranberry supplement today (I have no intentions of taking more than 125% the recommended amount of niacin). Do you have any other advice? What should/shouldn’t I do in the 24 hours before the test. Please help!
Thanks a lot for this advice, it is greatly appreciated… However, what will help cure the crave for weed if you’re a regular smoker?
You have to do more than just stop smoking weed, you have to fill the void that not smoking anymore leaves in your life. Try to stay busy being doing fun and positive things that keep you busy. This not only keeps you occupied but is also necessary to forming new habits and behaviors that will make it possible to remain smoke free for the rest of your life. Make sure that you have some good books or movies, make plans with friends or take trips even if they are just an evening downtown or a visit to the museum. This also helps to remind you that the best things in life are the most fun when you’re sober and actually living in the moment and truly experiencing it as apposed to just being blazed and watching your life float by. In the long run you will be a much happier, successful and fulfilled person if you give up smoking weed as a central focal point in your life.
Best of luck and I wish you success
I am in a pool for random drug testing. I have to stay clean (test wise) and I keep getting into situations where I end up blazing. What technique is the best way to get detoxed?
The best and only sure fire way to get clean is to stop smoking weed altogether. If you might be drug tested at work and could lose your job then the best thing to do would be to avoid people and places that might make you smoke weed. Aside from that the only two other things you can do are stay as lean and healthy as possible or to purchase a good detox drink to have handy if you ever do get tested at work.
I have a drug test coming up for a court date. I’m a heavy user i smoke everyday. I have three weeks and a couple days until my court date. I weigh about 100 pounds and my metabolism is high. Have you tried this and does it really work? I really need to pass. does certo really work?
I would recommend that you do three things. The first is to follow all of the things mentioned in the article like eating well and exercising. The second would be to buy several home marijuana drug tests in order to see how clean you are now and if you will be clean in time. The third thing would be to go ahead and buy a high quality detox kit if you know from your home tests that you’re still positive for THC.
Drug tests and be bought cheaply online or at any drugstore or big retail store like Walmart. It almost goes without saying but you should do absolutely everything you can to avoid either smoking marijuana or being around people when they’re smoking as you could still breath in some of the smoke and lessen your chances of passing.
Best of luck and I hope this helped you some
First thing to do is buy a home drug test to know for sure if your clean. Then if not I would reccomend a detox kit to help you pass. really good website to check out is right here, or you can also find them in head shops
I swim every daay for about 3-5 hkurs and sit in a sauna for 30 mins everyday… I havnt smoked in six months or so and I smoked three times in one week will I be ok considering my swiming and other exercise if I test in a week?
More than likely you will be fine but just to be sure I would buy a home marijuana drug test. This will tell you if you are clean and if not then yes I would say get a detox kit
I need help! I may be getting my foot into the door of my dream job within two weeks. I am a medical marijuana user and although I have a prescription I dont think the people who I want to work for care so I really would like to test clean. I would like to be able to use medication at least once or twice a day as needed but how do I do this and still give a clean test?? Im not the healthiest eater and I think I have a pretty normal basic metabolism. I weight 180 and am 5’6 20 yrs old. Not much exercise other than walking my dogs and what not.
That’s a tricky situation you find yourself in and it may come down to a decision between your dream job and getting high. Unless you have a serious medical condition I would have to say you should quit smoking pot in order to avoid the whole problem. If you still want to smoke then there’s really no magical way to keep using and be able to test clean. If you just need to test clean once and will have time to prepare for future tests then a good marijuana detox drink would work just fine. You can buy them in head shops or from online store like this website.
Hi I Have not smoked for about 2weeks before then it was for 2 months I may have a test in the next few days I ve drinkin green and White tea and water everyday. Am I Good?
Most likely I would say that you will be fine but its always better to be safe than sorry so the best thing to do is to buy a home drug test to know for sure. They can be bought in pharmacies or online from a site, the link is right here
I have been a heavy user for about 3 moths now and need to be clean in 6 days. How can I achieve this?
The only way you will be clean in time is to buy a marijuana detox kit. These can be found in head shops or some place like GNC. Or if you have time I would recommend buying one from this website here. They have been in business a long time and make high quality products
Hey, I stopped smoking pot on 12/2/13 and didn’t smoke again until 12/26/13 and again on 1/1/14 each time was just a Blunt. About how long do you think it will take me to detox my system for an upcoming job screen.
-Also include ways I should detox if nessecary.
Its going to be difficult to say exactly because everyone is different. The first thing to do is to get a home marijuana drug test to see what your status is. You can order them online from a website right here or they can be bought in any pharmacy. The second thing to do is if you are still testing positive then you will need to get a marijuana detox kit which can also be bought online here.
Best of luck
hey there, I smoked pot 4 days in a row about 2 days ago, prior to that it was usually about once every 2 weeks. I weigh about 63 kg and am about 160 cm, so i have a reasonably fast metabolism. I know you probably get sick of these kind of questions but i was just chasing some kind of ball park figure.
Its going to be hard to come up with an exact number but I would say between three and six weeks. The time will depend upon factors like potency of week smoked, your metabolism, and the amount of body fat that you have. In order to get an exact figure I would recommend getting a home drug test to check your exact status.
I have smoked for heavily for nearly 40 years and have stopped smoking for 6 weeks now. How long does it take to get out of your system? I am not overweight.
There unfortunately isn’t a golden rule as to how long it will take to detox THC from your system but generally six weeks is long enough. If you have time before your test then the best thing to do is to get a home drug test to see how you’re testing.
i havnt smoked any weed for 23 days now and i dont intend to and i dont crave weed either, but i am having loads of withdrawals from not doing it like anxeity paranoia depression and i struggle to sleep. will detoxing and eating well help get rid of these because its affecting my daily life my moods and my relationship. thanks
hey i have been weed free for 23 days nows and i was a daily smoker. i dont crave weed and i dont intend to smoke it again because i am experienceing withdrawals that are affecting my daily life and my relationships. my withdrawals include paranoia, anxeiety, depression, insomnia loss of appitite and mood swings. i would like to know if trying your detoxing tips will help my withdrawals go away? please help i will be very greatful
Hi, Congratulations on making it 23 days! That’s amazing and you are definitely on the home stretch and for most people the withdraw symptoms will begin to subside after a month to six weeks. It may be longer depending on your individual brain chemistry and how long you smoked but the hard part is over. As far as the symptoms you are experiencing, doing everything on the list will definitely help to hasten the detox time but the three biggest thing I would recommend would be exercise, eating well, and some form of relaxation or meditation. Working out will provide and outlet for the negative energy as well as boosting your metabolism which will help you to eat. Exercising is also one of the best ways to increase neurological growth in your brain and help get you functioning 100% mentally as well as giving you lots of natural feel good drugs like dopamine and endorphins. Eating well will help you to feel better faster as well as speeding up your metabolism. Lastly is the relaxation. This is very important because it will not only give you a way to get rid of the anxiety and depression but also help you to begin to retrain your brain to respond to stress in a new way which will have a positive effect on you for the rest of your life.
Good luck and keep us posted as to your progress
I was a heavy user 3to 4 blunts a day ! I stop smoking Monday an have to take a drug test the following Tuesday
Im 5’9 195lb wrk out three times a week I’m drinking cera seed a cranberry juice
Will I past ?
Its really hard to say exactly but because you used to be a frequent smoker I would say probably not. The best thing to do is to get a home drug test and see where you stand, if your testing positive then I would start to look into detox products.
I am a social smoker . I have a drug test in a week .. any advice ?
With so little information its impossible to say. My advice is go buy a drug test and eliminate the guessing.
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